Kid Cudi "Solo Dolo" (2009)
Softest Lyric: "Cold cold world wasn't fit for me at all"
Kid Cudi made a name for himself by cultivating the persona of the lonely stoner. What better person to listen to on a lonely Valentine's Day than the Cleveland wizard? You can be sad about being lonely. (And why wouldn't you? You're all alone after all. Remember?) Or, you can embrace it like Cudi and eloquently instruct all your haters to "gargle on your mayo." Forget the critics. Forget your past relationship missteps. Forget the HPV Linda gave you. Stand tall! Clutch your biz-alls! Repeat after me: "Listen good: I don't need nobody." I. DON'T. NEED. NOBODY. Feel better?