Heart "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You" (1990)

Hot 100 Peak Position: No. 2

This is like a less subtle, female-driven, more heterosexual version of "This Charming Man" by the Smiths. Our narrator picks a man up on the side of the street, takes him to a hotel, and they do what adults who barely know each other do in hotels-order room service! Kidding. They bone. All night. According to our girl, random dude "brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily." Easily, y'all. What a stud.