Lil Kim "Not Tonight" (1996)
Deep in the back end of Lil' Kim's hilariously dirty debut album Hard Core is "Not Tonight," a story song about dudes who refuse to eat the box. Hard Core's sex-obsessed raps run dangerously close to unintentional humor and abject filth, and "Not Tonight" falls prey to both on the hook, which features a chorus of ratchets singing, "I don't want dick tonight! Eat my pussy right!" Ladies: This will not inspire dudes to visit your love below.