Year: 1997
Best Line: "You probably hop on my dick right there, right in front of ya bitch. Ask me some stupid shit like, 'Yo, yo dog. What's the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6?' Like 30 to 40 grand cocksucker, beat it."
Album: In My Lifetime, Vol. 1

Jay-Z is a lot of things, but he isn't always all that funny. But hearing him clown a nameless imaginary player at the end of this record is Hov at his comedic finest. Do them shits even got leathers?

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