Year: 1999
Best Line: Half-rapping ass motherfuckers. You think it's a game? You think it's a fucking game?!?!?!"
Album: ...And Then There Was X

Nothing gets you more pumped up (and a little terrified) than some motivational speaking from Earl Simmons. On this street classic, DMX was out for blood, and his aggressive opening was a perfect lead-in for the ferocious lyricism that came afterward. The rant may clock in as one of the shortest on the list, but DMX didn't need much time to get his point across.

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