Paris Hilton is not talented. The fact that her 2006 single "Stars Are Blind" is kinda good is cool, but clearly a fluke. There's no reason to anticipate quality music from her ever again. She slogs through "Drunk Text" with as little enthusiasm as possible, reaffirming to the world that her pop star ambitions are a bad idea.
6. Manufactured Superstars f/ Paris Hilton "Drunk Text"