Molly is hip-hop's new drug of choice, and your girl was on it early. Sure, it's an improvement from last year's lean addiction—her bowel movements are back on a regular schedule—but last time she was at your place, she spent 40 minutes feeling the curtains, so it's still a trade-off. You heard something about rappers making "bath salts" popular next, so you've put locks on the cabinets where you keep the Morton's.