Examples: Jay-Z's "Roc Boys" video, Drake's "Forever" video, 50 Cent's "In Da Club" video

You might be a rapper if... you set the visual for your latest club banger in the swankiest VIP section, popping bottles and having a really great time, because you always have a really great time there. While everyone else goes to the club with high expectations and leaves with a headache, you're having a wild night of free drinks, beautiful women and syncopated dancing. And best of all you don't have to deal with bottle service fees—at least not on camera!