Examples: Soulja Boy, Game, Twista

You might be a rapper if...you're on your sixteenth album (we remember the first four!) and you tell every blogger that'll open your email blast that your most recent collection of songs is your finest. First of all, it's not. Furthermore, it's not up to you to judge. And worst of all, your actual best body of work is now rolling in its grave...and you've turned that into a dance.