Date: February 10

Too $hort, known for his sexually explicit rhymes in songs, was hired by XXL to share his thoughts on relationships via their website in a regular segment called, "Fatherly Advice."

$hort's first and only video was directed toward boys in their teens, saying, "When you get to late middle school, early high school and you start feeling a certain way about the girls...I'm gonna tell you a couple tricks. A lot of the boys are going to be running around trying to get kisses from the girls...we're going way past that. I'm taking you to the hole."

After shock and outrage, the Internet's reaction was: Finish quickly.