Examples: Rick Ross, Theophilus London, Wiz Khalifa
You might be a rapper if... you hide behind sunglasses. Are you too high? Are you too famous? Are you too cool? It's very hard to tell! One thing that's easy to see is that you're very important. Whether you're waiting in line at Walgreen's or washing your hands in the bathroom, you're looking like a celebrity and that is very awesome.