3. Marilyn Manson
Craziest request: A bald-headed, toothless hooker
So...anybody got a hook-up on a bald-headed, toothless hooker for Marilyn Manson? [Silence]. Props to whoever it is that handles Manson's rider demands, because all the money in the world wouldn't be enough for us take on that impossible task. The champagne, Doritos and cereal with 2% milk may be the closest thing to normal that Marilyn has seen since forever. Those Haribo gummi bears don't count.
Full list of items: Haribo gummi bears, mini chocolates, Doritos, cereal, 2% milk, fine cheeses, champagne (Cristal, Moet), two bottles of Absinthe, and air conditioning.