O'Reilly vs. Young Jeezy and Jay-Z

Date: November 2008

The day after Barack Obama becomes president for the first time, O'Reilly and Dennis Miller try to shame Jeezy and Jay for their now-legendary inauguration eve performance of "My President Is Black." The Factor duo are offended by their racial partisanship, in the wake of Obama's post-racial glow.

"Now Jay-Z should know better," O'Reilly says. "I don't know much about Young Jeezy."

"I don't give a flying bleep what these two guys think," Miller argues. "I thought it was a beautiful day yesterday. If they couldn't ratchet down the hate for a day, then that's their problem, not mine."

Jay ignores the blather, but Jeezy is incensed, particularly by Miller referring to him as "Emphysema." ("Did you say 'Little Weezy' or something?" he'd smiled at O'Reilly.)

O'Reilly's Best Line: Dennis Miller's, in fact: "Role models in the Black community like that are about to be done in by a shooting star named Barack Obama."

Jeezy's Best Line: From "My President Is Black (Remix)": “Bill O’Reilly eat a dick, nice try / You’re really being a racist asshole in a nice tie / And tell Dennis Miller his show suck anyway / and I’d rather watch Jimmy Kimmel any day.”

WInner: Jeezy.