Date: April 2009
O'Reilly takes issue with crude remarks by Eminem about Sarah Palin and Mariah Carey, and ridicules his "no profanity in the house" rule. (The rapper has three young daughters.)
O'Reilly's Best Line: Eminem "represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country."
Eminem's Best Line: Bill O'Reilly's "fucking hilarious."
WInner: Em: Brevity is the soul of wit.