Too $hort "Freaky Tales" (1987)
Album: Born To Mack
Producer: T. Bohanon, Too $hort
Label: Dangerous Music, Jive Records
Almost any Too $hort song played at the right time can inspire you to cheat on your girl, but if you listen to all 10 minutes of "Freaky Tales" it's like watching a porno. Surrounded by thirsty girls who want to sleep with you. This girl makes you think about every girl you've ever hooked up with and yes, you will probably want to hit them up.