Label: Jive Records
As trite as the title "Cry Me A River" may sound, this song perfectly encapsulates the anger, frustration, and inevitable vengeance felt when you find out your girl is two-timing you. The fact of the matter is, you've been duped into what you thought was a committed relationship, only to find out she and her yoga instructor were refining the lizard pose.
Not to worry. A little rationalization in the form of Justin Timberlake's inspiring words will have you on the prowl, arguably snagging the best sex you've had in months. Trust, your girl is calling the next day to mend the open wound, but you've already evened the score with your own remedy. Don't it make her sad about it?