21 Rap Lyrics Mitt Romney Can Use in Tonight's Debate

"Fabricate 'bout your fortune...40K still my mortgage, 24K my toilet, all my taxes reported."

Song: Rick Ross "Hold Me Back" (2012)

Translation: "Stop hassling me about only reporting two years worth of tax returns. That's more than sufficient. You don't have $250 million so you have no idea how vast my expenses are. And yes, I'm planning to get a gold toilet for the new beach house."

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