21 Rap Lyrics Mitt Romney Can Use in Tonight's Debate

Because making jokes about Obama's affinity for hip-hop is so last election.

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"I'm in the building and I'm feelin' myself."

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"I had someone tell me I fell off. Ooh, I needed that."

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"The crazy thing about it, I been knew I had it. I was being patient, y'all was being stagnant."

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"I made a mil before 25, man, and I ain't even no lie. Bitch, I ain't sayin' that shit to brag neither, I'm sayin' that to inspire."

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"And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the Gremlins. Ain't got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention."

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"Trips to Paris. I civilized every savage."

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"Us the villains? Fuck your feelings. While y'all playa hate, we in the upper millions."

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"You love it when I talk like I lost it."

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"Boy, your money and my money ain't the same damn kind. I can live your life and my life at the same damn time."

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"Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns."

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"Let's get down to business. I don't got no time to play around, what is this?"

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"I don't understand language of people with short money."

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"Don't pay the same taxes, hang with the same bitches."

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"You seen my interview and you got upset. I seen your interview, too. You looked oh so stressed."

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"People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth."

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"Fabricate 'bout your fortune...40K still my mortgage, 24K my toilet, all my taxes reported."

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"Your image and your business, were truly not done right."

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"I'm a fucking walking paradox."

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"A CEO's mind. That marketing plan was me."

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"Soaring—is this allowed? Sure bet my daddy proud."

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"Bigger financial expertise...I ain't gonna rest until we made a statement: Straight up, you watered down. It's time for a replacement."

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