Joey Ramone,Linda Ramone, Johnny Ramone
When: Early 1980s
While some chose to write songs or subtweet about their triangular romantic situation, others put their dukes up and throw haymakers. Such was the case when Joey Ramone thought bandmate Johnny Ramone bagged his girlfriend, Linda Cummings. Depending on who you ask, either Joey and Linda had already been broken up or Linda simply left Joey for Johnny. Whatever the case, Johnny suffered a devastating ass kicking at the hands of Joey, which allegedly landed him in the hospital for a blood clot in his head.
Johnny took his lumps and kept seeing Linda, however, and the two eventually wed, much to the dismay of Joey Ramone. Although Johnny’s relationship with Linda tore the two bandmates apart, The Ramones continued to perform together. Did they miss the “bros before hoes" memo?