8. Max Boublil “Chatroulette (I Saw Your Mother on Chatroulette)” (2010)

Nastiest lyric: "Bientôt j’irai là où t’as passé neuf mois/Bientôt tu pourras m’appeler papa."

Translation: “Soon I’ll be going where you spent nine months/ Soon you can call me daddy.”

Adolescent stupidity goes international with the French comedian Max Boublil dancing on his bed in his underwear à la Tom Cruise, and singing about how he saw a friend’s mother on the internet chat site Chatroulette. He knows she is the woman of his dreams, even if she won’t show him her boobs. Half love song, half dis—all ridiculous.