Earlier this year, we were shocked to hear that Rick Ross had two seizures in one day. We all knew Rozay was living fast, but for a few hours we were worried he might actually die young. Thankfully, the Teflon Don was able to make a full recovery. "Had a couple seizures," he boasted on the "I'ma Boss" remix. "Call it minor setbacks." Seemingly, God forgave.
Although it won't be released this year as we once hoped, Ross’s album God Forgives, I Don’t is still on the way. But it’s not entirely clear who the bawse is refusing to forgive. In an attempt to narrow down the list of suspects, we reviewed ten of the likeliest candidates—and even suggested some creative punishments. May God bless 'em all.
Written by David Drake (@somanyshrimp)






LindseyParksXD December 15th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
rick ross, who gives a shit? http://wtflindseyp.blogspot.com/
rozay jr December 19th, 2011 at 07:16 PM
don't be hater its only loosers that talk this way... he is da boss will always be ma number 1 hiphop artist...
JayB_ December 15th, 2011 at 11:44 PM
Ricky is such a running joke in HipHop, his music is cool but I can't take him too seriously.
Ty December 16th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Not only did rozay steal his name from the most prolific cocaine dealer ever, but he had the nerve to give himself that name when he used to be a security guard. So he's stressin kreayshawn calling him out for some shit that's true? What a joke.
divine mohammad March 27th, 2012 at 01:56 AM
bro get your facts right,your not suggesting freeway Ricky. i dont think ross was on that.
rc December 16th, 2011 at 03:03 PM
who cares. Isn't hip hop dead? It went the way of disco music. A bunch of pretend want to be gangsters. Reminds of vaudeville and face paint. What a scary bs background story about the hood sells? Okay investor man with the money, is these lyrics scary enough? Absolute bullshit exploiting tales of the basest types of the human experience. If it sells, spout it and spray it. Like a funnel attached to the rear end of a bull. The same amount of value. I know. I know. They are educating us about life in the hood. Bs. Try the temptations cloud nine or poppa was a rolling stone. That required diligence, musical talent. Most of this stuff is spoken word akin to the poets of london in the 1600's in tights. Wait he is scowling. Oh my. Prepare yourself. Lol. I have never seen so many people hustled by a poet speaking words while appearing from facial gesture to appear constipated. Lol. Take a diuretic for your constipation, stfu, sit down and let a temptation sing real music while educating us. Christ this generation is dumb as a hoe handle. They stripped out the music, left an uneducated emicile with a microphone, and you guys buy and actually believe the funnel attached to the bulls ass. Amazing.
DeShawn James December 16th, 2011 at 06:13 PM
"Freeway" Ricky Ross' case against Mr. "Uhuuh" was thrown out of federal court but has been reopened in state court. California state law tends to cater to the protection of names and liknesses. Round 2!
Des Rado December 17th, 2011 at 10:21 PM
This guy makes better music than Rick Ross: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxXQk7Ez2I
Los December 19th, 2011 at 03:31 PM
I won a Kindle Fire in a raffle and watch World Star on it Complex!