Date: April 28, 2009

Best Line: “Took a shit, ain’t spray, ain’t light a motherfucking match or nothing. That’s when you know bitchassness is rampant.”

Complex says: Diddy’s never been one to take shit from anybody, especially not in his own bathroom. Appalled at the situation, Diddy decided to video blog the aftermath of someone dropping a deuce in his private lavatory.

As if taking an unauthorized dump wasn't bitchass enough. the culprit made no effort to cover up the smell whatsoever.

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. We completely understand. But Diddy kicked some knowledge that we appreciate here. When using someone else's bathroom, going fragrance-free is an absolute no-no.