4. Diddy Denounces John McCain For Picking Palin
Date: August 31, 2008
Best Line: “Alaska? Come on, man. I don’t even know if there’s any black people in Alaska.”
Complex says: After John McCain selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate in the 2008 Presidential election, Diddy expressed his frustrations with the GOP candidate via a video blog (which we're guessing was shot on a carousel because there's no other way to explain why the camera was spinning like that).
Diddy told McCain he was bugging the fuck out when he picked the moose-hunting Hockey Mom as a potential Vice President. Other poignant questions posed by Diddy were whether there were any black people and/or crackheads in Alaska.
Props to Diddy for opening our eyes to the importance of future administrations bringing a legitimate crackhead experience to Washington. You know what the craziest thing about this rant was? Despite some of Diddy's nonsensical points, his decision-making still made a lot more sense than McCain's.