Yesterday we learned that Coachella tickets are officially sold-out. No more 3-day bundles with a shuttle pass; absolutely nothing is available. You might be able to find some people selling through Craigslist or other sources, but your chances of obtaining a ticket are diminishing with each passing hour.
One anonymous person has gone so far as to post an ad on Craigslist. They're offering a blowjob, anal sex, and $400 dollars in exchange for a ticket. Is this within reason or should one ask for more? Somebody get a picture of this person (who we hope is female) ASAP, and we'll make a final judgement on the terms of the deal.