If you haven't heard the rumor news, come out from under your head-high stacks of moldering newspapers and congratulate Jay-Z and Beyonce on their pregnancy! Well, it's really just Beyonce's pregnancy, but considering Jay's been in the studio for 48 hours straight prepping this mixtape*, he couldn't be happier. Thankfully, we're the first to get our greedy little hands on the material, so click on to peep the tracklisting. Judging from some of the titles, this is clearly a labor of love...or at least a love of labor.
*this totally un-true parody mixtape. Pump your brakes on the C&D letters, Hov!
JAY-Z'S UPCOMING PARENTHOOD MIXTAPE TRACKLIST:
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