The Sugarhill Gang, "Rapper's Delight" Released: 1979
Running Time: 14 minutes 37 seconds
Rap's most notoriously fraudulent pioneers kicked off hip-hop's introduction to the mainstream with this (let's be honest, at this point) totally annoying karaoke staple. The original version of the iconic song was almost 15 minutes, perfect for extended play in the disco clubs. Good times! But come on—Grandmastert Caz couldn't have written all that shit.