Today, hip-hop's resident Martian, Lil' Wayne, begins serving his year-long jail sentence. The rapper spent some of his final moments on UStream with teenage protégé Lil' Twist last night, talking to fans. Weezy hit viewers with sound pre-prison advice like, "you don't need ProActiv, you need pussy", got a visit from Fat Joe, and a call from Complex cover star, Drake, all before peacing out in a Bugatti. His music will still own the radio and he'll continue to make more money than us, but none of that is a substitute for freedom. As Birdman would say (and has probably said 100 times in the past few days): "hold ya head, Junya."

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