LISTEN:Ludacris "My Chick Bad" (2010)
LYRIC:"Now your girl might be sick, but my girl sicker/She rides that dick and she handles her liquor/Knock a bitch out/Annnd fight!/Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife."
GOLF SCORE: PAR. It's kind of noble that Luda is doing his part to help Tiger repair his marriage. You know, in trying to veil what may or may not have been an attempt on Tiger's life with a salute to a ride or die chick. Brothers gotta stick together, right? The question is, does Tiger recognize brotherhood outside of his Cablinasian roots?
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LISTEN: Trife Da God "Grew Up Hard" (2006)
LYRIC: "He coulda been the next Jordan, who knows, the next Emmitt/Young Tiger Woods or the new Aurthur Ashe in tennis."
GOLF SCORE: PAR. By this point rapping about Tiger as a benchmark of greatness was commendable, if not predictable but it's good to know that you can grow up in Staten Island and idolize someone other than Rod Strickland. Wu-Tang is for the children.
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LISTEN: Nas "These Are Our Heroes" (2004)
LYRIC: "Yeah, I wanna give a special shoutout to the, y'know, the crew doin' they thing out there reppin' us hard. Big up to Tiger Woods. Yeah, ya don't stop. Big up to Cuba Gooding Jr. Y'know, yeah, y'know. Tay Diggs what up my nigga. Yeah, ha-ha. And you don't quit, and you don't quit."
GOLF SCORE BOGEY. Really, it makes perfect sense that "God's Son," while releasing an album called Streets Disciple would use his platform to shit on Tiger and the others for what we can only presume is having white wives. Well, what if God was one us? At least now we can eliminate one of us.
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LISTEN: Mos Def "Body Rock" (1999)
LYRIC: "Relax and pull a seat up, make your landlord turn the heat up/Got the opposition shook like Tiger Woods about to tee up."
GOLF SCORE: PAR. When it comes to referencing Tiger, Mos fared much better than his partner Kweli with this simple-yet-effective jab that plays up Tiger's intimidating side—ask Annie Leibovitz if you don't think he has one!
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LISTEN: Chris Rock f/ Kool Rock Ski "No Sex In The Champagne Room" (1999)
LYRIC: "I drink champagne in the hood/I drink champagne with Tiger Woods (With Tiger Woods)/Huh!
(Tiger Woods y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all, Tiger Woods y'all/It's all good y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all."
GOLF SCORE: ALBATROSS. At the time it was alllll good.
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J. Dillinger February 22nd, 2010 at 04:04 PM
y'all missed one... the luda track that dropped today called "sexting", there's a whole intro where he makes fun of tiger's voicemail to his mistress. BOOOWWW SON!
quan292 February 22nd, 2010 at 06:31 PM
sh*tt*ng on nas again huh complex. sigh, i cant even expect different anymore
The Rhyminal February 22nd, 2010 at 06:46 PM
"My Flow's Like A Tiger Putt / At The Ryder Cup / It Ends Up Underground No Matter What. / I Know A Lot Of Suckers Living Like A Caddy Does / Carry Stuff / Holding Bags For Your Sugar Daddy, Yuck" -The Rhyminal .. LYRICS From "Dancing With The Bars" CD (LINK) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ty543mimh3h
Belize February 22nd, 2010 at 06:49 PM
ChrisRock-a-damus
mike February 22nd, 2010 at 09:12 PM
yeah ludacris - sexting off battle of the sexes compilation coming soon ----------------------- dey shitting on nas again damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn your crew stressing complexion !
parodi February 23rd, 2010 at 11:27 AM
y'all missed the Pusha T one from the Road Till The Casket Drops mixtape.
Eamon February 23rd, 2010 at 05:04 PM
The girls wyldin out see, they know the wifey round me, but still throw the cat tryin to get the TIGER out me- Nickelus F on Exhibit F
Cam February 24th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
why do yall always hate on Nas?? damn..
Eastern_Digital February 27th, 2010 at 09:59 AM
50 had a Tiger reference on the last track on Forever King "Maybe I could've been the niext Tiger woods, but they aint got no golf courses in the hood" or sth like that
Ty Holliman March 8th, 2010 at 04:02 AM
Thank You, Keep up the Good work :)