treysongz

LISTEN: Trey Songz "Invented Sex (Remix)" (2009)

LYRIC: "Goin in, grabbing your butt (Yup)/Goin in like a Tiger Woods put (Nigga what?!)"
GOLF SCORE: BOGEY. Uh, technically this line isn't altogether inaccurate, but Songz's adlib took the words right out of our mouth.

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fabo2

LISTEN: Fabolous "I Usually Don't" (2009)

LYRIC: "And I'm white and yellow studded down/Watching pretty girls strut it round/take the birdies and put it down/Like Tiger Woods did it, but I'm hood wit it/You never seen a thug look this good wit it."
GOLF SCORE: BIRDIE. If there's one thing Fab knows, other than how to save all his best music for mixtapes, it's birdies. We're fine with adding to the collection.

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common

LISTEN: Common on Kanye West's "Get Em High" (2004)

LYRIC: "Rock clubs like Tiger, Woods in the hood/To have my own reality show, called Soul Survivor."
GOLF SCORE: PAR. You picked us up "rocking clubs like Tiger," and then dropped us right back down with a "reality show called Soul Survivor." Thanks for nothing.

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nas

LISTEN: Nas "What Goes Around" (2001)

LYRIC: "Lightskin women, bi-racial hateful toward themselves/Denying even they blood/I don't judge Tiger Woods but I overstand the mental poison/That's even worser than drugs."
GOLF SCORE: BOGEY. We could've appreciated Nas tipping his derby at Tiger's extremely discomforting and extremely public racial identity crisis, that is, if his compassion wasn't out and out bogus. As we're to find out, this isn't the last of what Nasty Nas had to say about Tiger and you can trust us (or just keep reading) when we say that rest of it was none too affectionate.

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