It was a dry holiday season, but the hills of hip-hop are alive once more with the sound of dumb shit. Bow "Don't Call Me Li'l" Wow and his mom reportedly got into a bit of a dust-up on Twitter over the weekend, with BW complaining about his mom coming out of pocket and alienating his millions and millions and millions of fans who have great taste in music. They swept it under the rug quickly, with B-Dub deleting his offending tweets and his mom just complaining about him to her Twitter followers who are seriously friends with her and not just using her to try to get close to her uber-masculine son, but the damage had been done.
And by "damage," we mean "giving us an idea for another Twitter Fight bangeroo." (And yes, we said "bangeroo." Take that shit to the skreets!) Anyway, read on for the full imbroglio—you probably don't follow all the people who weighed in, so let us do you the solid of pulling the entire joyful conversation into one easy-to-read thread**. Legal disclaimer: by saying "easy-to-read," we are NOT promising that it won't cause temporary blindness. That's just a risk you're gonna have to take...
BowWow614 *Jumps down from Lambo driver's seat*
BowWow614 @MsTCaldwell look mama you gotta stop talking crazy like this
BowWow614 @MsTCaldwell no one wants to hear you talkin bout "make my love come down" and "i need some cnl" and "i'm buying my son a new high chair for christmas what brand is the classiest"
MsTCaldwell @BowWow614 Bow ur wrong for that!!! Just because im popular like you doesn't give you the right to yell at your mother!
MsTCaldwell *DMs Creflo Dollar*
BowWow614 @MsTCaldwell This ain't a Sidekick mama everyone sees you talking and you aint 14 no more so start acting your age! Like me! Im a grown ass man now and i
BowWow614 handle my business like a grown man GODDAMN 140 CHARACTER LIMIT
BowWow614 @LTLLine JD YOU TOLD ME YOU HIRED SOMEONE TO HANDLE MY OVERFLOW
ShynePo @BowWow614 PAUSE THAT! HAHAHAHA I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THAT MEANS!
ShynePo @BowWow614 DONT WORRY FAM I CAN TEACH YOUR MOMS THE TWEETER ROPES IVE BECOME AN EXPERT THESE PAST FEW MONTHS BECAUSE I CAN'T PHYSICALLY SEE PEOPLE YOU KNOW SINCE I GOT DEPORTED AND ALL
BowWow614 @ShynePo Ni**a what the fuck are you talking about this is a family thing
ShynePo @BowWow614 NAW NAW ITS ALL GOOD I FEEL YOU I JUST GOGGLED YOUR NAME BECAUSE I WANTED TO THROW SOME OF YOUR MPV'S ON MY MICROSOFT ZOOT AND I SAW WHAT YOU WERE GOING THROUGH. SHYNE PO IS HERE FOR YOU!
ShynePo @BowWow614 WELL NOT LITERALLY HERE FOR YOU SINCE I GOT DEPORTED AND ALL
BowWow614 @ShynePo Whateva man you need to take that fresh out the bing shit somewhere else, go talk to @Mystikal about the internet or somethin
Mystikal @BowWow614 YOU GON HOLLER MICHAEL TYLER! GET ME ONE OF THOSE FLOP CAMS BIG BABY
ShynePo @Mystikal CLASSIC MISTAKE MY MAN IT'S NOT A FLOP CAM IT'S A FLIP CAM DON'T WORRY I DID THAT TOO I THOUGHT DIPSET JOINED THE CIRCUS
Mystikal @ShynePo YEAH YEAH FLIP CAM MAN I CAN'T WAIT THAT THING GONNA HELP ME HONE MY SEX GAME TO PERFECTION
Mystikal *Does squat thrusts for maximum on-camera raping flexibility*
BowWow614 @Mystikal @ShynePo Seriously man just form a supergroup with Cool C already
BowWow614 Fucking old ass men got me distracted. Lemme get on this Xbox real quick and school my man JD in some 2K!
BowWow614 *boards escalator, gets up on couch*
BowWow614 *muttering* Mom all fuckin' my game up, buddying up with girls I brought back to the crib. This is MY crib, mom! Or couldn't you tell from the soothing mobile hanging over it and the monogrammed spitcloth?!
BowWow614 @WackaFlockaFlame I know you with me maing amirite?!
WackaFlockaFlame @BowWow614 MAN I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YO MOMS I JUST GOT SHOT TWICE
MsTCaldwell WTF is a WackaFlocka? Is he famous? Should I GET AT HIM? OOOOOOOH BOW WOW'S MAMA IS GOIN INTO FREAK MODE! WACKA FLOCKA BOUT TO GET HIS JOCKA ROCKA'D! DON'T COCKABLOCKA!
WackaFlockaFlame @MsTCaldwell Surriously lady I'm shot FUCKING OW SOMEBODY CALL OJ
Oj_da_juiceman @WackaFlockaFlame YONGJOOMAN GODDAMNIT YOU BEEN HIT AYE!
WackaFlockaFlame @Oj_da_juiceman No SHIT man. Call me an ambulance!
Oj_da_juiceman @WackaFlockaFlame THEEBUNSOMFONGOTUBDAZ!
WackaFlockaFlame @Oj_da_juiceman GODDAMNIT HELEN KELLER WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Oj_da_juiceman *clears throat* "These buttons on my phone got too many beadazzles on 'em. I can't even tell which is the ambulance button. Many apologies. Your friend, Otis."
usherraymondiv @WackaFlockaFlame Maaaaan, why you ain't just hand over the jewelry? I gave up like fiftyleven chains, but at least I'm still here to talk about it! And as long as I'm around, no one's girl is safe! And by "girl," I mean "grandma!"
usherraymondiv *browses AARP dating site*
myfabolouslife @BowWow614 #iheardbowwowsmama gonna be on the next season of jersey shore *flava flav laugh*
**Yes, this is a parody. We made it up, people!