#2: "Run this Town"
What Conspiracy Theorists say: As Jay said himself, "What more can I say?" Lit torches, covered faces, Jay's Martin Margiela shoutout where he pronounces "Maison" like "Mason"—it all adds up to a giant occultic clusterfuck
What Complex says: You think that's bad? We saw this video playing on BET right before a GE lightbulb commercial came on. And what do lightbulbs do? They ILLUMINATE. *taps temple knowingly* Check aaaaaaand mate.

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#1: What's in a Name?
What Conspiracy Theorists say: He calls himself J-Hova, because Illuminati don't believe in God, and Jay believes his ability to remember rhymes in his head makes him a God! Not to mention the above video that takes place on the steps of a government building, foreshadowing Jay's impending Rockefelleresque political takeover.
What Complex says: "Shawn Carter" anagrams to "C Warns Earth." The "C" obviously stands for Complex. WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP HERE, PEOPLE.

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