ARTIST: De La Soul
CASH MONEY DEBUT: 3 Stacks High and Rising
THE PITCH: For two decades, these Native Tongue pioneers have made a career out of going against the grain, at times directly criticizing hip-hop's paper-chasing, materialistic mentality. But after 5 years with no album or record deal, Pos, Mase and Trugoy are finally ready to get paid. Back the money truck up!
STANDOUT TRACKS: "A Milli is the Magic Number," "Bling Bling Bling (Ha Ha Hey)," "Stacks Is High," "De La Orgee Pt. 2" (f/ Baby, Wayne, Mack Maine & Nikki Minaj)

ARTIST: El-P
CASH MONEY DEBUT: Chopper City In Carroll Gardens
THE PITCH: The backpack rap hero's independent label has been pretty quiet since '07, when he released his last album. What better way to bring some new excitement to the fickle underground rap scene than by signing a joint venture between Def Jux and CMR? First up, an album that brings his Brooklyn neighbohood to life like B.G.'s 'hood classic.
STANDOUT TRACKS: "Gentri-Fire Man," "8 Steps To the F Train (Bergen St Anthem)" (f/ Cage, Aesop Rock & Mr. Eon), "Def Jux Is An Army," "I Miss My Dawgs" (f/ Big Jus, J-Treds, & Mr. Len), "Welcome 2 The 'Nolia Bakery," "Back That Pancake Azz Up" (f/ Cage, Shia Labeouf & Teena Marie)

ARTIST: Nas
CASH MONEY DEBUT: The Bridge Is Hot
THE PITCH: Let's face it, the whole pseudo-conscious image Nas has developed over the last 10 years hasn't really worked for him. So what's next? A return to the more thugged-out tendencies of his youth with a new Southern flair.
STANDOUT TRACKS: "Bling-???? (Kelis Took Half)," "The Autobiography of Turk," "Go DJ... Premier," "What Happened To That Boy? (Shared Custody Anthem)," "Pillmatic"


































suckitmarshall August 20th, 2009 at 05:10 PM
CLASSIC.
G boy August 20th, 2009 at 05:48 PM
It was funny until you got to Nas. His sales have remain consistent for 12 years. Put 50 in the next one. His sales dropped 100,000%. You were on a roll until the last one.
Esco's bars August 20th, 2009 at 06:07 PM
u jus post it and try so funny ish ! cool but cool j is legendary goat ten times platinium but i understand cuz hes free agent... nas is the greatest lyricst ever every each time gold too
Hip-Hop 4 Life Bitches! August 20th, 2009 at 06:20 PM
They should of put Flavor Flav: Ugly & Thuggin'. I feel you G Boy, they lost it with that Nas one, these magazines love baggin' on Nas, and for what?
MikeyRibbz August 20th, 2009 at 06:43 PM
Pillmatic would be a dope song. Especially if Nas did it.
808 August 20th, 2009 at 06:50 PM
JACKASS...... you said " Pos, Dave and Trugoy " ....Dave and Trugoy are the same person.... Plug 3 is Maseo +++++++
myschel August 20th, 2009 at 07:00 PM
wow. this is the best list ever...hilarious
Josh August 20th, 2009 at 08:08 PM
Nas? Really?
stackbread August 20th, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Nas is a legend dosent need cash money to lyrical for them
MK August 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM
The first two are perfect and instant classics. I died after seeing LL's cover and the description of Game's was too accurate.