10 Exclusive Retail Deals For Rap's New Generation

10 Exclusive Retail Deals For Rap's New Generation

nipsey
NIPSEY HUSSLE
Album Sold Exclusively At: In-N-Out Burger
Sales Promotion:Crip-walk through the drive-through and get half off the album. Unlimited offer--these burgers ain't got no name on 'em!

oj
OJ DA JUICEMAN
Album Sold Exclusively At: Orange Julius
Sales Promotion: Buy the album and get some fucking Orange Julius. What, you thought we sold frozen yogurt?

asher
ASHER ROTH
Album Sold Exclusively At: Hollister
Sales Promotion: Buy the album and Asher Roth himself will pick you up from the mall, buy you a case of Bud Lite, and possibly molest you (offer good for women only)!

tyga
TYGA
Album Sold Exclusively At: Claire's
Sales Promotion: Bring in one of his chains, get 20% off the album--and any pair of imitation gold earrings!

wale
WALE
Album Sold Exclusively At: Burlington Coat Factory
Sales Promotion: Album located conveniently near all those other things you wanted two years ago but are finally available even though they fit kinda weird now!


Tags: asher-roth, blu, charles-hamilton, drake, jay-electronica, kid-cudi, nipsey-hussle, oj-da-juiceman, prince, tyga, wale

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    Universal Indie Records March 3rd, 2009 at 04:19 PM

    Pretty funny...

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    sergoeh March 3rd, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    this is some funny shit.

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    Huh? March 4th, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    Aww man...

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    ramrod March 4th, 2009 at 07:32 PM

    IS THAT BARGNANI IN THE CHARLES PIC!???!?

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    Ame March 4th, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    This is good stuff! The Wale one is so true

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    Beat Auction March 5th, 2009 at 04:09 AM

    Why the fuck was Andrea Bargnani in the Charles Hamilton pic???

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    Reppin DC March 5th, 2009 at 09:25 PM

    Tyga is not up and coming. And you spelled Claire's wrong even though it is right in front of you!?! Not really funny. Complex should just stop trying.

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    H March 6th, 2009 at 09:56 AM

    Sofa king retarded.

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    Becky Billions March 6th, 2009 at 01:48 PM

    lame...im disappointed

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    ny.done.right March 6th, 2009 at 07:52 PM

    this is a terrible article, i don't understand what complex is trying to accomplish with this, are you trying to put these guys down or trying to be funny? these guys are the future!! get your shit together

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