Well, we can't say we didn't see this one coming. Anyone who's followed 50 Cent's history of beef (II) knows full and well that Curtis doesn't half step when it comes to embarrassing his opponents. So it was only a matter of time before Curtis' latest nemesis, William Leonard Roberts II bka Rick Ross got the Southside Special.
Yesterday, 50 released a video of him taking one of Rick Ross' baby's mothers shopping for furs and Gucci bags. Was the hilariously embarassing move a career-ender for Officer Ricky? All eyes are now on the Boss, waiting to see how he reacts. If it were up to Complex, we'd advise Ross to respond using one of these methods...
#5: RECORD A SONG WITH THE REAL NORIEGA
• The rap public scoffed when Ross boasted that he knew "Noriega'the real Noriega" on his debut single, "Husltin'." We still don't believe the hyperbolic boast, but his "realness" would seem a lot less fraudulent if he finally hooked up with the former De Facto Leader of Panama on a track. We'd even settle for a phoned-in interlude live from the bing.
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#4: CREATE THE '09 VERSION OF COP RAP GROUP 5IVE-0.
• It may seem unbelievable in today's world of hustlers-turned-rappers, but back in 1994, there was actually an entire rap group comprised of police officers called "5ive-O." See, Ricky? Being a gloried security guard isn't that bad! If he just embraced his past, he could reach out to members of his C.O. graduating class and pump out an album about the rough and rugged life of law enforcement. We guarantee it'd be the realest shit on shelves.
#3: HIT THE GYM AND GET IN FIGHTING SHAPE
• In the midst of his battle with 50, Fat Joe challenged Curtis to a boxing match saying he couldn't beat him one on one. Rick Ross could do the same and promptly end this shit. But, because he's the size of an adult Pacific walrus, we suggest he hit the gym first. He already called himself Kimbo Slice on the mic. He should get down with the dudes who trained the fellow Floridian (before he got knocked the fuck out) and then arrange a time and place to whoop 50's ass.
#2: MAKE HIS OWN VIDEO WITH 50'S BABY MAMA
• Since 50 already threw the "no women, no children" rule out the window, Ross has no choice but to bring 50's baby mother, Shaniqua Tompkins, into the mix of things. Playing off the line in "Mafia Music" where he talked about 50 burning Shaniqua's house down, we suggest he shoot a video where he goes through her new crib and installs various fire safety equipment. "Yo, dis Ricky Rawse here, 'bout to install that '09 First Alert Dual Sensor Smoke Detector. What y'all know about that? 50 don't know nothing 'bout this right here. RAWSE!"
#1: RECORD AN ACTUAL DISS TRACK ABOUT 50 CENT
• Out of all the things he could have dissed 50 about, we're not sure why he chose to focus on him burning his baby mother's house down. Was he scared to talk about all the real chinks in 50's armor? Like, his canceled MTV reality show, getting outsold by Kanye, his numerous singles that have flopped, or his roster of failed G-Unit artists? Any and all of those would make great fodder for a follow up diss track. The man's hard to beat, but he's definitely not invincible.
nation February 3rd, 2009 at 05:32 PM
#1: RECORD AN ACTUAL DISS TRACK ABOUT 50 CENT ^ lmfao
A-Zilla February 3rd, 2009 at 05:34 PM
50 already murdered him on a personal level. Ross can't compete with the truth.
Bradley February 3rd, 2009 at 05:47 PM
This is amazing. BAWSE.
Kev February 3rd, 2009 at 05:51 PM
Does the south even give a fuck about what 50 says about Rick Ross?
www.NakedWithSocksOn.com February 3rd, 2009 at 06:05 PM
hilarious.. Maybe this will create the best music from both of these lazy MCs
Jesus February 3rd, 2009 at 06:21 PM
lmao. the bawss stays taken L's.
Mag February 3rd, 2009 at 06:55 PM
Complex the 20O9 Vibe version of east vs. west... Did the media not learn from Pac n Big
silas February 3rd, 2009 at 07:22 PM
Yes the south cares what 50 says about ricky this is possibly the most entertained ive been in a while about beef Those dudes who r still riding with a former c/o r the same dudes who tell those rickys right where the weeds at when u get pulled over. Even if this shiz gets physical who rick got dj khaled *floor* but they both got to promote there records somehow.
GIMPY February 3rd, 2009 at 09:49 PM
Man I hope "the south" dont care what 50 got to say cause he eatin excellent anyway without their support! and since the game is so about dick riding niggas with the most cash 50 will always have the upper hand then...even in the south...the nigga is on the FORBES list year after year, ross aint, and dont give me that street money shit cause his baby moms is strugglin...and that list aint got shit to do with New York/ rap music either so you cant find excuses for this guy... Not to mention how the REAL freeway ricky ross doesnt co-sign him AT ALL and is not feelin him jackin his entire image all the way to the beard. Let this fraud hang out to air dry all on his own, shit he started it, 50 just took it to the extreme just like a bully... now he tryin to spark a whole costal thing cause he aint really got shit else left ...what happened to the boss? mellow voiced 2 million dollar this and that? nigga sound pretty heated over a bitch who supposedly never made no more that $300! thats not a boss, bosses dont act like that...a boss woulda laughed it off... I hope yall south niggas who just cant stand NYC no matter the situation aint falling for all this make beleieve boss shit, 50 aside, this ross character is a clown, Im glad somebody challenged that shit he keep sayin. LOL. I know niggas in St pete and in stone mountain and none o fthem niggas ride out to ross either....and 1 other fact is NOBODY is getting burn in the south but the south so what does that say or prove anyway? The south is so far up their own ass nobody can eat down their but their own anyway...
yep123 February 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 PM
yeah A-Zilla is right 50 fucked him up on a personal level but he can do some of these things to extend his rap career instead of letting it die by the hands of 50 cent.