Even though the rumor mill's been buzzing about the holiday scuffle between Jim Jones' and Ne-Yo's camps at the Louis Vuitton store in NYC, no one has any real details. Except Complex*, thanks to our access to Twitter feeds that no one else has seen. Think you've got the full story? You have no idea. Read on to see how the whole incident went down, in twitter form...
GoonieGooGoo ballin out at the lv store
GoonieGooGoo xmas in harlem!!!!!!
GoonieGooGoo @ ChinkSantana yo go grab that duffel and some lv parachute pants 4 me ima be over here doin pushups and not shaving
GoonieGooGoo u really need 2 learn 2 type ni**a
GoonieGooGoo yo is that neyo
GoonieGooGoo this mr potato head lookin ass dude just grabbed the last duffel!!!
GoonieGooGoo @ NeyoSoul thats my bag ni**a
NeYoSoul @ GoonieGooGoo that aint yr hand on it tho is it
GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul no thats your lotiony ass hand gimme dat bag Shaffer
GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul i got 40 stacks in my jeans no homo
NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy lets go man i gotta go make a song that uses a disease or addiction metaphor to explain romantic entanglements
LittleTyTy @ NeYoSoul so go buy the bag then
NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy you do it im practicing licking my lips these full length mirrors r hardbody
GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix yo is that jay camel's man's brother
GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix that is a terrible swag contest ni**a
GoonieGooGoo mini me just went 2 the register this is not goin down
LittleTyTy@S_C jimmy here runnin his mouth about you again
GoonieGooGoo @missinfo spolier alert im about to stomp out your boy
missinfo "Spoiler Alert"? Who talks like that? LOL!
S_C @LittleTyTy l'chaim!!!!
LittleTyTy goddamnit i cant wait to be promoted to weed carrier
GoonieGooGoo @DameDash Call Kalina
missinfo Lawyers? That's so Un Rivera! *puts on disguise and meets G-Dep in Harlem for coffee*
NeYoSoul ow shit wtf was that
NeYoSoul someone just threw a thermal @ my bigass head
Oshy @NeYoSoul that was me ni**a BYRD GANG RAWR
MelMatrix neyo about to get pwned!!!!
GoonieGooGoo wtf is pwned?
NeYoSoul wtf is an oshy?
MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo clearly you're not well-versed in web 2.0 slang. perhaps i assumed it was lingua franca, but i was apparently mistaken. mea culpa!
MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo i mean SOOWOOOOO
LouisVEmployee Sacre bleu, les savages est dans le magasin!
GoonieGooGoo Fuck i just skinned my knuckle on this dudes purse
NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo Yeeeeahhh feel the power of the LV clutch you dirt angel
JuelzSantana Jimmy where r you? My digital mixtape just went plutonium SKULL GANG! PAUSE!!!!!
missinfo Seriously people, the only thing worse than beefing rappers is beefing singers. What year is this? SMH LOL SMH ZOMG I'm going to bed.
NeYoSoul Man im glad ive been takin these boxercise classes at crunch
NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo HAAARRRRYUUUUUKEN
LouisVEmployee @HipHopCop come quick jimmy is whylin out again
GoonieGooGoo @Camron THIS RUCKER ALL OVER AGAIN NI**A WHERE THE FUCK R YOU
MaxBiggavelli im outside the lv store selling pencils and just saw jimmy catch a speedknot!!!!
MaxBiggavelli srsly im telling the truth also i fucked jims wife and im very very wealthy off my music
MaxBiggavelli Id give neyo a deal if i could hey amalgam gimme an imprint
MaxBiggavelli @ amalgamdigital oh yeah and buy a pencil they so waaaaaaaavy
*DISCLAIMER: This is fiction. We made it up. Come on, people.