Trump Apparently Still Hasn't Learned How to Drink Water Like a Human

Although he *is* the type to use whole milk to wash down his breakfast of scrambled Filet-O-Fish and overcooked steak, so...

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Trump, an abysmal excuse for a POTUS and general scourge on humankind, has a tiny brain and even tinier hands. We all know this.

And whenever this sun-staring, Nazi-loving, alleged pedophile–supporting, speech-slurring, steak-hawking, daughter-flirting ingrate attempts to ingest water, his hands are on full display. Also on full display? The very obvious fact that Trump apparently doesn't know how to hold containers of liquid in any way even remotely resembling behavior traditionally attributed to human beings.

just an extremely normal way to drink out of a small glass of water pic.twitter.com/GmBbpubBkj

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017

During a speech about Who Gives a Fuck on Monday, Trump grasped a tiny cup of water with both of his embarrassingly diminished hands and sipped as if he were some sort of newly discovered type of leech trying and failing to snack on some blood. Seriously. Toddlers are better at sipping than this dolt.

Without further ado, here's a selection of resulting tweets:

Trump just paused for a sip of water. pic.twitter.com/GEeQfxwQdE

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) December 18, 2017

Trump sure is having a lot of awkward water-sipping moments for someone who mercilessly mocked Rubio for the exact same thing. pic.twitter.com/I7w4evNkXB

— Adam Best (@adamcbest) December 18, 2017

Trump manages to drink water using just one hand this time, then says: "Really good!" pic.twitter.com/suFK8BuI44

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 18, 2017

straight up this is how a raccoon eats garbage pic.twitter.com/yEAZPWRrPB

— Brian (very cool) (@SortaBad) December 18, 2017

President Trump drinks water like Gollum eats a fish.

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) December 18, 2017

Trump: Giving a televised national address (takes a drink of water using BOTH hands)
Is he the president or a preschooler?

— Judales (@judales) December 18, 2017

What is it with Trump and his two-handed chimpmunk-like style of drinking water? pic.twitter.com/0BvrYiDiRr

— Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling (@RubenBolling) December 18, 2017

Trump’s use of two hands to drink water from a glass tells me
(Cause it is not normal):

.He has some undisclosed physical problem or

He is very nervous and does not want us to see his hands shaking(We all know he has little hands).

— Mark (@mbluedotr) December 18, 2017

This is how I tell my 4-year-old to drink water...with both hands so she doesn’t spill it. #Trump #water https://t.co/89ePvJ4vWx

— Sonali Shah 📺📻 (@SonaliShah) December 18, 2017

Can someone please explain to me why President (COUGHbabyhandsCOUGH) Trump needs two hands to drink a glass of water?pic.twitter.com/zsBhcv9fsv#MondayMotivation
via @atrupar

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) December 18, 2017

Of course, this doesn't mark the first time that a harrowing image of Trump attempting to ingest water like an actual person inspired a wave of mockery.

Fuck this idiot.

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