New Yorkers Are Asked to Tell the Difference Between Trump and Porn Lines and the Results Are Hilarious

Did the guy in the White House say this stuff or was it from an adult film? New Yorkers were asked to tell the difference and the results were hilarious.

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Porn, despite what the occasional prude might suggest, is wildly popular among humans. To test the general public's knowledge of classic porn dialogue while simultaneously displaying the ridiculousness of practically every single word from a certain White House resident's mouth, comedians Lance Weiss and Brendan Fitzgibbons hit the streets of New York this week for a round of the soon-to-be-popular pastime "Trump or Porn."

The friendly guessing game, according to the Huffington Post-discovered clip's description, started as part of Weiss and Fitzgibbons' weekly political comedy show Anyone Can Be President, Even Us. "We thought it would be fun to take it to the streets," the duo said of the Kimmel-esque game, which ran in its stage form at Carolines on Broadway from summer 2016 until the day of Trump's inauguration.

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Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" remark makes an expected appearance here, joining the former Apprentice host's annoying AF brag about the size of his own hands. For what it's worth, a fair amount of people believe those hands are, in fact, not very big at all. Joel Osteen, somehow, also scores a reference in the under-three-minutes clip.

In related pornography news, Penthouse last month offered a $1 million reward for footage of those alleged golden showers hinted at in an unverified 35-page dossier published by BuzzFeed. "We, along with the rest of the free world, are intrigued by the reports alleging President-Elect Donald Trump employed sex workers to perform a 'golden showers' show in the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow," Penthouse Global Media CEO Kelly Holland told Complex in a statement at the time. "However, while many media outlets are content running a story based on conjecture and rumor, we at Penthouse are committed to the value of getting the story right rather than getting it first." Well said, Penthouse.

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