While some of us are still working on getting our significant other to text us back, this woman somehow schemed her way into getting not one, but two men to put a ring on it. A Colorado woman known as the infamous "Topless Barber" for a previous offense was arrested and charged Friday for allegedly having multiple husbands at the same time. Longmont, Colorado police say that the woman is reportedly married to two men while romantically linked to a third, the Longmont Times-Call reports.
Authorities were reportedly alerted to Hall's marital situation when one of her husbands became fed up with her BS. The second husband, whom she married in August 2016, reportedly called Longmont police in October in an attempt to get his marriage annulled, according to reports. Upon further investigation, officials stumbled upon Hall's first husband, whom she wed some time in 2015.
Hall was first arrested for being a serial wife in November 2016, at which point she was living in Wyoming, but no charges were formally filed until this week. In addition to being charged with bigamy—the act of marrying one person while already legally wed to another—Hall was slapped with a bond violation and ordered not to leave the state of Colorado while her case is pending.
Surprisingly, this isn't the first time Hall has had a run in with the law. Back in 2013, the woman allegedly offered on Craigslist to provide a number of men with haircut services while being completely topless. And that's how she got the name "Topless Barber." Hall's business partner at the time, also told authorities that she had confessed to using their business as a way to have sex with men for money, according to Law Newz.
It's unclear whether that's how Hall met her husbands. But it's really too bad she was locked up right before Christmas; two husbands and one boyfriend would have meant three times the presents.
