If there were Olympic games for one-upmanship, Donald Trump would take home bronze, silver, and gold, and probably insist that his own personal theme song play during the medal ceremony. A great candidate for his official theme would be this Broadway classic, which is pretty much what Trump tries to convey in every speech, interview, and idle conversation. If you think you’re wealthy, well, Trump will claim to be so rich it’ll make your head spin. Trying to build a skyscraper? Trump will build one of his own and make it way, way, taller. And of course, and perhaps most importantly, Trump is way more humble than you’ll ever dream of being.