New Jersey Man Learns Crapping Your Pants to Keep Police Away Doesn't Work So Well

A New Jersey man tested out an interesting tactic to avoid arrest: he crapped in his pants. How do you think that worked out?

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As a weapon, poop should be off-limits, sort of the same way that the Geneva Convention prohibits the use of chemical weapons in warfare. It's foul play, literally. Also, it doesn't work that well, as New Jersey resident Kyle Chambliss found out recently. 

Police in Linden, N.J. responded to a report of a disorderly man around 4:21 a.m. on Sunday and found 27-year-old Chambliss sitting in his car talking loudly on his phone, according to myCentralJersey.comPolice said that when they asked Chambliss to hang up the phone and talk to them he started getting aggressive. 

When they said he was under arrest, he told them he had to poop. Then he pooped. In his pants. Police say he did it in order to keep them away from him so he could avoid arrest. Spoiler: that did not work. 

Instead, police ended up pepper spraying Chambliss before cuffing him, arresting him, and charging him with two counts of aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct. The officers said Chambliss hit one officer with his arm, and kicked another. He was being held at the Union County Jail on $65,000 bail. 

It's not quite as sympathetic a tale as that of Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo, the guy who got pulled over while he was speeding to the bathroom, only to get tasered​ when he made a run for the toilet. He ended up pooping his pants, too, just not on purpose.

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