It's not hard to see where many of Lindsay Lohan's problems come from—her insane parents. Her mom, Dina, is reportedly writing a "scathing" tell-all book. Not really about LIndsay though, but about how much of an asshat her ex-husband, Michael, is.
Everyone already knows that, so it probably won't be any good. In true Daddy Lohan form, Michael obviously came back and said he was writing a memoir, too. Publisher Transmedia Group has confirmed it, and it even has a title: I Am Not Daddy Dearest...If I Can Turn It All Around, So Can You! You can't make this shit up.
His publisher says it's about how Michael "became a Bible quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful businessman." Bible quoting minister? Ok then.
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