We'd love to sit here and post all the fantastic quotables from Elle mag's cover story on Jessica Biel for their December issue. But instead we'll just stick to the pictorial. Because that's all most people care about anyway, right? Right. It's not every day a scorching hot chick like her gets dressed up in biker chic and lays all sexy-like on top of a bunch of dudes. Oh yeah, there are some normal pictures too, if you're into that sort of thing.