Jim Carrey hearts Emma Stone. He says so in a new video he uploaded to his website.
"Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful," he says. "Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."
Unfortunately, Jim is old as hell (49), and Emma is, well, young (22).
"And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you," he continues. "But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."