Some people might ask: how do brands represented by half-naked girls get people to buy their products? The obvious answer: because they use half-naked girls.

Has a naked Jen Aniston made you so hot that you were subconsciously thirsty for Smartwater? Yes, and no you didn't just purchase it because it's sweltering hot outside. Did the solely panty-clad Candice Swanepoel encourage you to walk into Victoria's Secret to buy your girl the same pair? Yes, unless you went in the store because you're a creep. Finally, have Audrina Patridge's new Fall 2011 Bongo ads made you forget about the The Hills? Yes, because you're not ashamed to currently have the reality TV veteran as your desktop background.

The truth is, the brands that feature topless celebrity women are the ones we remember the most. That's why it's comforting to know that damn near every clothing line (ironically) and beverage company will, at some point, resort to sexual marketing. As a friendly reminder, behold the following gallery of the Hottest Topless Celebrity Ad Campaigns. After all, in the immortal words of EPMD, "You're a customer."

Tags: topless, audrina-patridge, beyonce, kate-moss

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    FrankieT July 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    Audrina would have kept up with the group last summer but not now! Too bad Bongo didn't take the shot with her last summer when she still had her fabulous curvy body before she removed her boobs. They're mostly gone now after her drastic reduction and what's left droops closer to her navel than chest. Small token of what she used to be. Two words for Audrina: Lift and support! She must sell a lot of jeans for Bongo with all they effort they put into her. She looked better in Bongo last summer.

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