If you're not one of those people who keeps up with some of the dumb stuff that celebrities do every day, there's a good chance you might find yourself getting them all mixed up. Like say, if you were homeless.
Case in point, Paris Hilton. During a taping of her Oxygen TV reality show, "The World According To Paris," a presumably homeless person in a soup kitchen insulted her in the worst way possible— by confusing her with her arch nemesis, sworn enemy and former friend, Lindsay Lohan.
The exchange went as follows.
Paris Hilton voiceover: "Feeding the homeless is actually not part of my community service. I do it because I love to give back and help out whenever I can
Homeless person: "Can I have those earrings?"
Paris: "You want them? I'll give them to you for Christmas."
Homeless person: "I'm going to give them to my sister as soon as I get back to Oklahoma. And I'm going to tell them that Lind... Lindsay?"
Paris: "I'm not her."
Homeless person: "Aren't you supposed to be in rehab?"
Paris: "No, I'm not Lindsay."
Paris Hilton voiceover: "If I were Lindsay, I'd be stealing the earrings, not giving them away."
Oooh, Paris is hitting below the belt. Will Lindsay dis her back? Girl fight! Last we heard, someone had a million dollars on it. Oh behave, you two.