Tila Tequila Wants To Be Charlie Sheen's Goddess

Holy tiger blood, Batman, things may get extremely interesting (are they not already?) with Charlie Sheen soon. Because now everyone's coming out of the woodwork looking to get in good with the guy. Enter fading reality TV star Tila Tequila. “I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila told Hollywoodlife.com. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.” To hear Tila tell it, she feels sorry for Charlie. “I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” she says. “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”

Lolz @ Tila Tequila waxing poetic about feeding off of negative publicity. The irony.

Would Charlie be "winning" by hooking up with Tila Tequila?

[via, The Superficial]