The 50 Hottest Irish Women
By Gabriel Alvarez | Mar 16, 2011 | 10:40 am | Permalink
Tomorrow, March 17, expect to see hordes of drunken people of all ages stumbling down city blocks, yelling nonsensical jibberish. Also look forward to bars and taverns packed to the brim with red-faced lushes gripping pints of Guinness and other assorted beers. And, best, of all, girls wearing tight green T-shirts with four-leaf clovers painted on their cheeks. What does it all mean? Some sort of eco-friendly “go green” campaign spun out of control? Nope. It’s St. Patrick’s Day, of course!
Is there any better day of the year to pick up chicks inside your local drinking hole? What’s supposed to be a religious holiday honoring one of Ireland’s most recognized patron saints has devolved into the biggest drinking day of the year. Not that we’re complaining, though—our green hoodies and green-lined sneakers are already cleaned and primed for action. The luckiest of men will bag an Irish beauty queen who resembles any one of the ladies featured on the following countdown revering the 50 Hottest Irish Women. Dudes stricken with beer goggles, however, will most likely end up inviting transvestite leprechauns back to the crib. The moral of the story: Drink responsibly this weekend, fellas.
Crews March 16th, 2011 at 05:32 PM
Dang son! Lisa Marie Jordan is a hottie.
Mike March 16th, 2011 at 08:34 PM
There was a reason Minka Kelly was number 1 but be sure to check out http://www.ripashot.com i read it and believe me that site is a MUST READ it even features a celeb. guest guess who.. everything on the site is 100% real
Keith Thompson March 17th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Happy St. Patty
Rustings March 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
'her milky skin against fiery red hair did the impossible: It made gingers hot.' - What a delightfully anti-Irish sentiment on St. Patrick's Day, moron
blarghh March 17th, 2011 at 03:14 PM
Zooey 28? You guys should be ashamed.
Gray March 17th, 2011 at 05:04 PM
This woman should be a lot higher than number 50. She is smokin'!
Bob March 17th, 2011 at 05:30 PM
Jennifer Connelly is no 1, Olivia Wilde 2,Megan Fox 3, Heather Graham 4, Minka Kelly 5...despite her beoing so popular at the moment. She will soon be forgotten and the othe ladies will still be special twenty years from now.
Peter Villey March 17th, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Rosanna davison is hottttttttttttttttt
Peter Villey March 17th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Rosanna davison is hottttttttttttttttt
Caoimhe March 18th, 2011 at 09:31 AM
How is someone from New Mexico number 1 in a Top 50 Hottest IRISH women list? If you can't think of enough actual Irish women to put on the list, either make it shorter or don't make one at all.
EJ April 25th, 2011 at 01:29 AM
Some people think irish people are the ones who were born in ireland and that all others aren't irish. If Eamonn De Valera was still alive I'd love to see you guys tell him he's not irish. Or maybe these enlightened people would say that a person from the 6 counties of ulster in northern ireland should even if they wanted to be never be considered irish. Or should a person who has ethnic irish also be considered Irish if they want to be?????
Colm May 10th, 2011 at 07:32 PM
There are 9 counties in Ulster