In pictures, videos and even at award shows, Ke$ha looks not exactly hot, but certainly doable. She's got that dirty white thing going for herself, and if you're drunk enough, you'd hit it.
But nothing could prepare us for these shots of her on a beach in Australia. She took a break from touring there to catch some sun and do yoga. Unfortunately, she did it in a bikini that looked like a pair black granny panties that did nothing to hide just how plump Ke$ha really is.
Those endless nights of touring and trashy living can catch up to you. Let Ke$ha be example numero uno.