Charlie Sheen's 10 Hottest Hook-Ups

A true modern-day Casanova-type, Charlie Sheen once said about hiring prostitutes, "Who wants to deal with all the small talk and nonsense? And you're paying for something that eliminates that. And I don't know. It makes sense to me." So, yeah, it's relatively easy to see why so many women have fallen for the former Two And A Half Men star over the past three decades, right? It must be because he's a man of simple needs, which naturally takes the pressure off any woman he's after, no? OK, we can't exactly fathom how the Sheen Machine works, but it has done so impressively. If you think his partying is exhausting, wait until you browse through our narrowed-down list of the hottest women "the grand wizard" has charmed over the years.