Ok, so in an alternate universe where you're actually one of the cool people, and not sitting behind a computer at work thinking about a life less miserable, you somehow made it into the Vanity Fair Oscar party at Sunset Tower last night in LA. You're schmoozing and cruising, walking around with your flute of champagne. You're not starstruck, because in this alternate universe you are a star. And you happen across this motley crew— Gwyneth Paltrow, Emma Stone and Taylor Swift— just sort of meandering around on the main floor, halfway grooving to the ambient house music that DJ what's-his-face is playing. And you're feeling a little ballsy, plus you've got your Cliff's Notes of The Game in your back pocket, and you approach this three set.
And boom, you have to decide, who do you marry, date, kill* from this trio?
Paltrow sang last night at the awards, while Stone some say should have got an Oscar nom for her role in "Easy A." And Taylor, hmm, we're not sure exactly why she was there. But anyway.
*perhaps "kill" is a little harsh. We just mean, pretend like she doesn't exist.